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quote:
Originally posted by Shadow
*jumps next to mack and QUICKLY takes bomb* NOBODY MOVE!!! I'VE GOT BOBO'S BOMB!!!


Originally posted by Mack
*quickly stabs the bomb with a fork* and so the day was saved....

quote:
Originally posted by Mack
ACTION MACK!! He's cool, he's awesome, he's fun to blow up, wait a minute....

quote:
Originally posted by Zelda-King
Who cares. BACK ON TOPIC!

and now a word from my sponsor... :mooh:

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(Cows heard in the distance).

I do believe I'm actually King's friend posting while he's cooking sausages.

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~King Hey, did you remember to turn the GameCube off before messing on my computer?

~King's friend Yeah!

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quote:
Originally posted by ManiacaClown
Cookie Monster = Pushing his luck


Originally posted by Paul_Landers
Na, he's going for the Wammy.

quote:
Originally posted by Mack
*grabs cane from old man and hits ZF with it* quiet you!
Old man: I've fallen and I can't get up!
*throws cane at him* thanks for letting me borrow this
Old Man: urg....someone help *no one helps* this place is run by a bunch of idiots
well yeah, can't you read?

quote:
Originally posted by Zelda-King
THOU SHALT ALL POST IN THIS CAFÉ THIS INSTANT AND IF THOU DOES NOT THEN THOU HAST HAD IT! :godhand: :D


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Now I just have to slaughter the 100 odd that didn't respond. :P

quote:
Originally posted by Raziel
Huh, and you think that makes you special? *walks up to Zk and pokes him in the chest* You feeling lucky, punk?

ZK: shut up

Me: Yes sir. Right away, sir!

quote:
Originally posted by Shaker Bros.
SOLT: I'm yer new admin so KISS MY RING!

PEPPOR: Yeah, I'm an admin too, so KISS MY FOOT!

SOLT: We're really gonna shake it here!

PEPPOR: Yeah, we're the Shaker Bros!


Originally posted by Nemesis
*starts to walk away from shaker bros veeeeerrrrry slowly, while quickly dialing for the police*


Originally posted by LZ 645
HURRY!!


Originally posted by Nemesis
dont worry im going as fast as i can

*gets through* hello is that the police............good.......yes we have some very worrying personality/ies here..................no it isnt my mother..............no not my dog either......................look matey i never needed your help in the first place*slams down phone*

what was it i was doing? oh yes oops


Originally posted by LZ 645
And what's really scary is that they can ban us.

:sick:


Originally posted by Nemesis
hehe....i kinda forgot about that for a while, oh well


Originally posted by Shaker Bros.
SOLT: Shall we show them our powers Peppor?

PEPPOR: Let's shake it to 'em, Solt!

SOLT: Well I have this admin element I could use on them.

PEPPOR: Well then, shake it up and use it on them.


Originally posted by LZ 645


RUN!!!


Originally posted by Nemesis
:S ......Its been nice knowing you LZ


Originally posted by Shaker Bros.
SOLT: Nemisis and LZ 645 are of the same elemental innate green so we should use the opposite element which is yellow.

PEPPOR: Let's get shakin'!

SOLT: *casts a yellow anti-yellow on them*

PEPPOR: YOU DIMWIT! THAT JUST STOPS THEM BEING ABLE TO CAST YELLOW ATTACKS. IT WONT AFFECT THEM AT ALL AND NOW YOU'VE LEFT YOURSELF OPEN!

SOLT: Oops, you DID bring a yellow element yourself didn't you?

PEPPOR: Er, um...I forgot.

SOLT & PEPPOR: *fight each other*


Originally posted by Nemesis
*sneaks away quietly while SOLT and PEPPOR are fighting*


Originally posted by LZ 645
Hey! Why not try the blue?

Hmm...Oh. Right.

*sneaks away*


Originally posted by Shaker Bros
SOLT & PEPPOR: *stop fighting and use their admin powers to summon KETCHOP who instantly annihilates Nemisis and LZ 645*

SOLT: *uses a Revive All+4 on them*

PEPPOR: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

SOLT: Well, I wanted them to see how mean we were and they can't see anything if they're dead.

PEPPOR: BUT DOESN'T THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF OUR FINISHING THEM?

KETCHOP: *beats up Solt & Peppor*

KETCHOP: *leaves*

SOLT & PEPPOR: *come round*

SOLT: Hah, we'll show 'em. Let's lock this thread!

PEPPOR: That'll sure shake 'em!

SOLT: *clicks on wrong option*

PEPPOR: YOU IDIOT, YOU STICKIED THE THREAD, FOOL! *hits Solt repeatedly*

SOLT: OUCH!


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Having fun, Shaker Bros? (Unstickies the thread).


Originally posted by ManiacalClown
Best. Thread. Ever.


Originally posted by Lon Lon Vivi
How did you get so many posts?
I suspect cheating!!


Originally posted by Zelda-King
DARN STRAIGHT! :D

quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Whoops... did I just say that out loud?

quote:
Originally posted by Mack
yep, here you have to solve the mystery of who killed....me! *falls over dead* oh wait *comes back to life* yes, I know everyones going to be claiming that they've killed me, so they can get the prize money in that "who can kill Mack first" contest but you'll have to search through this creepy mansion (which is not mine, so watch it!!) for clues as to who killed me, all right then *stabbed by some shadowie figure whose identity is not known for, of course, the power is out, falls over dead*


Originally posted by Raziel
*shadowy figure steps back out* IT WAS MEEEEEE! :D


Originally posted by Mack
*example of someone that might just be saying that it was him, for the prize money, who knows it might actually be him, it may not....*


Originally posted by Gale
Police guy: This man was murdered.
Gale: No **** Sherlock.


Originally posted by Raziel
I dont want the prize money. I got enough cash. I just felt like stabbing Mack.

quote:
Originally posted by Icesage
No no no! This is one of my irrelevent posts! You cannot have it! It's mine!

quote:
Originally posted by Raiden
Listen 'ere, mush!
- If you don't stop going on about mods, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you don't stop this pathetic nonsense, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you push for any more custom forums, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you make any more dumb threats at people, administrators or not, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you don't start taking what the moderators say seriously and abide by it, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you don't stop making up stories about yourself and being such an sympathy seeker, I'LL BAN YA!
- If you even respond to this post, I'LL BAN YA!
You know what? You'll have to work VERY HARD for me NOT to BAN YA!

I don't wanna see a response to this, I wanna see CHANGE, and the next ban wont be some wimpy ONE DAY one!

COMPRENDE?

RAIDEN OUT!

quote:
Originally posted by Raiden
NO MORE BETAZELDA-NO MORE NEED FOR THIS. DIE TOPIC, DIE!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn
LOL LOL LOL That was great..

Ya know.. After all this time.. Still..

I wish I had some mustard...

quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
Hehehehahahah!

Yeah...

Earlier last week she tried to convince me that she was ZeroFoxie... ("IN DISGUSE of course" she didn't want falco to know she was "on the scene")

Yeah... Except that ZF is Mexican... and PZ can't speak spanish worth a can of pork and beans (plus sales tax).

And then there's the fact that no one in their right mind would have such a loser help write articles and run their site LET ALONE be their girlfriend!

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn
Come again? Who did she say was her HTLOZ BF?


Originally posted by Kadino
Lmao! Does it really matter... (Oh no! Losers everywhere! Multiplying! Save me!)

quote:
Originally posted by Kefka
Post count eh? Somewhere in the 53 hundreds...and for the record, Kadino didn't have 55--*Gets punched in the stomach*...Uh, yeah, this sentence ends here, carry on.


Originally posted by Kadino
Well I don't see anyone else complaining

quote:
Originally posted by Le Kefka
Hey, your Abe's no match for our (insert name of important canadian prime minister)! Or how aboot we send him our army of beavers and cariboos eh? :)


Originally posted by Sabergurl
Yeah, those canadian beavers are vicious!

quote:
Originally posted by Le Kefka
Ya, the Le is really important, my name doesn't look stupid enough without it.

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn
I can speak Spanish, just not fluently :(


Originally posted by Le Kefka
Oh right, me too, so I'm like bilingual and a half or something. Hey Kadino, what's your 2nd language?


Originally posted by Kadino
Already said it...

Though I used to be able to speak fluent gibberish (It's really fun to speak, a kind of play on the english language)

I also can do oppish still fluent, though I think that piglatin is a bit easy to figure out so I've given that up


Originally posted by Le Kefka
Don't you speak Moogle, too? :)


Originally posted by Kadino
Oh yeah... Mooglish... though I have to look that up



quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
...just remember... I will be watching your every move...


Originally posted by Le Kefka
Aaah! Aren't you supposed to be dead? I mean, gone?

quote:
Originally posted by Princess Zelda of Destiny
I understand
And the secret one is me!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA
Joking!
*gets banned*
Uh oh...................
No!
I was joking!


Originally posted by Raiden
DAMN RIGHT YA BANNED! I SAID NOT TO TALK ABOUT MOD STUFF HERE. WHEREVER THERE'S MOD TALK THERE'S PZOD AND ON TOP OF YOUR WEIRD BEHAVIOUR LATELY GOOD RIDDANCE! NO DOUBT YOU'LL BE BACK IN SOME FORM, GOOD! YOU CARRY ON TALKING LIKE THAT AND ANY NEW NAMES'LL GO THE SAME WAY.


Originally posted by Link of Hyrule
Good riddance. Bout time eh?

LoH


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Well, there IS the IP ban option if we ever feel like doing that on people.


Originally posted by Link fo Hyrule
Yes there is. I'LL BAN YOUR MUM! ARRRRRRRRR!

:|

LoH?


Originally posted by Erdrick
The thunder rolls.

By the way ZK, what do you mean about that secret person?


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Secret? Er...did I say there was a secret person? Haha..er...(buh bye!)...


Originally posted by Le Kefka
T'was a typo, there's no secret mod, stop talking bout it, hear? In fact, I'm locking this thread right now! Uwee, hee, hee, just kidding 'round. :D


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Huh? Typo? Me? I don't make t..AHA! YES! It was a typo. HAHAHA!



quote:
Originally posted by Le Kefka
Actually, 1MB=1024KB. *Gets punched in the face* Alright alright, nevermind. :D