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AIM Conversation
gale: i always get martha stewart and aunt jemima mixed up o_O

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AIM Conversation
ayn: *steals the princess guard and whacks mike upside the head repeatedly*
gale: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
gale: MY FOOT

quote:
Originally posted by Toryu
Hmm..Toryu has a long and venerable history.

Or not.

quote:
Originally posted by Nemesis
We here at GXF
Express our
Largest greetings to you and hope you
Continue to post freqeuntly
Over your time here.
Most members are safe to talk to
Except Raiden.

Originally posted by Lya
Claps Wow Nem, how many days did that take you to think up
quote:
Originally posted by Mack
Anywho, I'm Mack, I used to make the jokes, but now I am the joke
quote:
Originally posted by MoN
The all new playstation 4,
-plays dvd's/cds/videotapes/cassetes/mp3's and records them all two.
-Built in radio
-Includes printer and scanner
-two cup holders
-Voice recognition
-Walks your dog
-....damnit we left out the ability to actually play games..

quote:
Originally posted by MoN
SKL likes to sexually assault people. You can just ignore it...

Welcome back.


Originally posted by SkullkidLink
I do? And who are you guys with?! The "bring back old posts" mob?

Originally posted by Mack
Mob sounds so evil, we like to look at ourselves as an organization.

quote:
Originally posted by Tempest
Hey, welcome. Beware of the Mack, and do not taunt/feed it. Same goes for Raz these days...

* Tempest dresses as steve irwin

I'm gonna stick my head in this beehive, have a look around! GORGEOUS!

quote:
Originally posted by King
How about I make Tempest and Raz 'Disciplined' and ponse about with their look just for laughs?

Originally posted by Raz
Meh. Ya can't do worse than "Buller". That was the ultimate.

Originally posted by King
I wouldn't try me if I were you.

quote:
Originally posted by Arioch
Yes, welcome to the boards, guy I don't know. welp lokos liek i be seeign u arond teh boards!!11oneone! For serious.

quote:
Originally posted by Tempest
Wow, Mack made a non-silly post...

Originally posted by Mack
What?! Well I guess I'll just have to equal it out with this post.
Ahem..

Watch the banana, love the banana. You want to eat banana's... or dress them up and make them dance... which is very fun.
The sad thing is, you could probably do a search for mack, and get that same exact image

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn
*Cough* I'm allowed to talk freely 'bout mansex at GT though. ^^ ;;

Originally posted by ManiacalClown
We sure can't get enough of that mansex.

Originally posted by IceSage
Yeah! How the hell do you think I got to be Admin and ManicalClown got to be mod? Hmmmmmmmm? =P

Originally posted by ManiacalClown
MMM MMM GOOD!

(What kind of lame post is THAT??? Put some DEPTH into your content, dammit!)

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn
She sneers. "I'm not afraid to kick your ass at all.. I'm just keeping in mind that what happens to me might you know, kind of affect the world?"

Originally posted by Gale
Gale stops and thinks. "Yeah, that is a good point... Oh well." Gale lunges and slashes at Ayn while laughing.

Originally posted by Ayn
Ayn barely manages to block Gale's attack with her own sword, and pushes him away. "You're sick. Sick and pathetic......."

Originally posted by Gale
"Sick? Yes. Pathetic? No. Insane? OF COURSE!" Gale laughs and slashes wildly at Ayn.

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IM conversation
Ayn: "Right, so Ayn will be giving Seph lots of trouble in SOLDIER, and when she's paired with her friend, it will be double I guess."
Gale: "Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!"
Ayn: "OMFG NO."
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Originally posted by Ayn
[Rand] snickers. "While I can't use holy energy, I sure as Hell can use an imitation that is surprisingly accurate." Fires a blast of the "synthetic" holy energy at Gale.

Originally posted by Gale
Gale jumps and barely avoids the discharge, which creates a good sized crater. "What the hell is with you and synthetic? Was ya momma synthetic? Was your daddy synthetic? Was you last name synthetic? Was your first girlfriend who dumped you and made you cry named Synthetic? Was it all the above? Either way you're bloody OBSESSED!"

quote:
Originally posted by Ayn (To Gale)
"Just my luck. Everybody in the world's probably been obliterated and I'm stuck with you."

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Mack's Signature
I was surronded by ninja's once, really took me by suprise, but I was able to beat them off with a loaf of french bread. Although they weren't very good ninjas, but I wasn't about to find out what they meant by "trick or treat". Superman and Darth Vader were there too, but they didn't help me fight the ninja's

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Journal Entry by Raz: "Eh?"
Got bored so I went back to Best Buy. Saw a box of Noir DVDs for only $40. Thought it was a great deal. Bought it. Got home and opened it. It only had one DVD. And a T-Shirt. What kind of people package a T-Shirt with a DVD? I was hoping to get my four DVDs, damnit. Not that the T-Shirt isn't cool.

Comment by Nemesis
been there, done that, got the t-shhiirr......*bang*

quote:
Originally posted by King
Yeah, and no posting images the size of Texas. Thanks!

Mack's Journal
Don't know how King will take this, but:

I'm such a smart ass I know...

quote:
Originally posted by Gale
Gale lands. "Arlight. I can live with you stealling that stone, minipulating the death of Ayn's parents, doing God knows what to the people of the nearby town, screwing with Fury's mind, and I could probally get over being minipulated by you. But you see, I have carefully laid plans. Plans that have been tweaked before your ancestors were even born and you are about so screw up my plans. But all that aside, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CASTLE!!!"

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Originally posted by IceSage
I don't have any buddies! I'm a loner!!!!!

Originally posted by Shadow
No Icesage, your just a loser.

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Originally posted by Valkyrie
[offtopic] What does 'vend' mean btw..?[/offtopic]

Originally posted by Ice006
Dispense? Automatically deliver? Basically, it means when you put a coin in what they call a 'vending machine' and press the appropriate button, something will come out of the slot. Unless the machine malfunctions and takes your money, where you generally belt the hell out of the machine whilst screaming profanities. Generally, however, this will result in a positive outcome, as the most common problem is a stuck coin, and the subsequent abuse normally dislodges it.

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Originally posted by Gale
"If that's another boyscout I'm tourching a town."

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Originally posted by Ice006
Well, as long as it's 'supposed' to look like that.

Although... it would put extra wear and tear on mouse scrollwheels, having to scroll down an extra several hundred pixels each page...


Originally posted by Brian
Oh CRY ME A DAMN RIVER.

Way to nitpick.


Originally posted by ManiacalClown
I think it was a joke, Brian.

Originally posted by Brian
I think that was a joke, Maniacal Clown.

Originally posted by ManiacalClown
The sarcasm is driving me crazy.

Originally posted by Chibi-Zel
and my mouse wheel is broken *cries a damn river*

quote:
Originally posted by ManiacalClown
We need more snow here in Arkansas.

Originally posted by IceSage
ManiacalClown, I think Arkansas needs to upgrade.

quote:
Originally posted by IceSage
Feel my wrath at your disobedience!

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


quote:
Originally posted by ManiacalClown
We've never enforced the rules before. Why should we start now?

quote:
Originally posted by Brian
Now I thought I'd seen it all from you but you're a tard. TARD.

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Originally posted by Element
I don't understand... *Slinks meekly onto the sofa next to Ayn, staring at nothing* The TV tells only the truth, but the food tastes bad... *Turns urgently to Ayn* AYN!!! Am I not worthy enough to heed and understand the word of the television!?! *Whimpers*

quote:
Originally posted by Gale
I'd maul them with pizza cutters or poison their food. That might be illegal though.

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Originally posted by Ayn
Of course he wasn't! Yeesh, everybody knows that Vicious was having a seizure and Spike was trying to get the sword out of his hands.

quote:
Originally posted by Mack
[music note]Your a mean one Ms. Ayn[music note]


Originally posted by Ayn
That's Miss to you Mock.. And I thought I murdered you a long time ago.. ><

quote:
Originally posted by Gale
Lara here!
Jekin here!
E. Gin here!
Hallon here!
Sephy here!
Gale Onarav here!
Myn here!
Ruhe here!

All my alter-egos are here! And I am NOT a Schizophrenic. I was but we're ok now.

quote:
Originally posted by Fury Three
I'm here. I think. What we really need to do is find out which regulars are missing from as far back as HTLOZ.


Originally posted by Skyreus
Hence the roll call.


Originally posted by Saber
Oh hey I get it now .


Originally posted by Ayn
She gets it, ladies and gentlemen!! AMAAAAZING!!!

....*scattered applause*

Yeah, I'm kind of in a weird mood

quote:
Originally posted by Saber
OMG I lied! I'm on my second margarita. Theyre good. Everyone should try them at least once.

edit: yeah I ad three omg i might be drunk and i think everyone here has lost respect for me and im not going to be a moderator anymore

quote:
Toryu's Signature
Windows: We lose sig.
Me: What?!
Me: Paintshop turn on....It's you!
Paperclip: Good evening gentlemen.
Paperclip: You have no chance to create a new image, make your time.

quote:
Originally posted by Mack
*puts his arm out as if to fly away, but just stands there saying "whoosh"*

quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
Runs a-round in underwear... Freakaziod, Freakaziod....

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Art's Signature
This notification was brought to you by Light Bright. We put the "Ahh!! Damnit! My eyes!!" into your life.

quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
Wow... that was low... underhanded... the oldest trick in the book...

And I fell for it like a ton of bricks on a basket of kittens.

quote:
Originally posted by Kadino
Shazbot... the know-all, be-all theory to life. If you do not understand it, how shall it ever understand you? Logically, you should now be scared - and running.

quote:
Originally posted by Brian
I dub thee "retarted" Nuff said.


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Hmph, well I declare '/me is' retarded, as well as the word 'retarted.' We say 'retarded' here. So there!

quote:
Originally posted by Element
*Ticks off the list* Let's see, we've got two dragons, a griffon, a wolf, a bunch of humanoids...
...
...
.........
And Mack.

quote:
Originally posted by Saber Gurl
...a fluffy pink kitten which said...


Originally posted by Fury Three
..."Damn my ear itches," and then it...


Originally posted by Raiden
GOT STUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING

quote:
Originally posted by hyperlink
go the mullet!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Kefka
Hey, I have a sword too....alright, a knife.......a butter knife........a plastic butter knife.......a plastic spoon. *Eats a pudding with his sword*

quote:
Originally posted by wolfspeaker1989
*Snarls at Kef* You can't control Evil; especailly when the Evil One is consumed by BloodWarth


Originally posted by Kefka
You can say that again! Er, wait, I mean, wha?

quote:
Originally posted by Naryu
I've come to eat your soul, Mack!! mwa ha ha!! *hacking cough* man! *takes a drink of water* Ok...where was I? oh yeah...MWA HA HA! C'mere, Mack! *eats his soul*

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Mack's Signature
"Yoink!"
"Do you have to say 'Yoink" everytime you steal something?"
"yes, it's right here in the theif's handbook"
"but don't you think that may get us caught?"
"Maybe...Yoink"
"Hey what was that?"
"RUN!!!"

quote:
Originally posted by Brian
Don't worry about Raiden, he's just a big moron.

*crumples under the resulting thunder* Uhm, joking!!! Don't kill me, sir.

quote:
Originally posted by Saber Gurl
*blinks* Wheres the caps Raiden?


Originally posted by Raiden
CAPS'RE FOR WHEN I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOMETHIN' COOL LIKE LIGHTNING!!!

quote:
Originally posted by ManiacalClown
That's right, boys and girls...I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

You thought you could get rid of me, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

Well it didn't work!

Tazz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *puffing*

Ahhhhh...nice. Very nice. How 'bout them Pats?


Originally posted by Raiden
LET'S PLAY, MORON! *Performs a LV1 ban* BETCHA NOT EVEN WORTHY OF MY ADVANCED BANNING TECHNIQUES... SUCKAAAAAAA!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Raiden
KOOPA = JAP NAME.

KING KOOPA = TV SERIES

RAIDEN = SMARMY GIT

YOU = BANNED IF YA TELL ME THAT!

quote:
Originally posted by Raiden
Say about annoying stuff. What gets on yer nerves AND IF ANYONE SAYS ABOUT SOMEONE ON THE BOARDS I'LL BAN 'EM. I MEAN REAL LIFE STUFF!!! I hate when people think the chopping board is for makin' a cuppa tea and sloshing milk/sugar on it. YA DON'T FRIGGIN' NEED A BREAD BOARD TO MAKE A CUPPA TEA! NO SOONER DO I WASH THE DAMN THING SOMEONE SLOSHES TEA/COFFEE STUFF ON IT! and ESCALATORS! WHY DO PEOPLE STAND ON BOTH SIDES. YA MEANT TO STAND ON THE RIGHT AND LET PEOPLE IN A HURRY HAVE ROOM TO WALK DOWN THE LEFT SIDE, STOOPID! and people cycling fast on pavements right past ya, MORONS! IS NOWHERE SAFE TO GROW OLD ANY MORE?!?!? Ya don't wanna be near me if ya do that!!!

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Originally posted by Raiden
??? REGISTER CALL? WASSAT ALL ABOUT?!?!? AND IF YA DUNNO WHO I AM FROM MY YELLIN' THEN YOU SHOULD GET LOST AND FIND A HOBBY YA DON'T SUCK AT!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Raiden
LOOK, THERE'S NUFFIN' WRONG WITH BAD TASTIN' GOOD MEDICINE! BANNIN' IS GOOD. YA DO THE CRIME, YA DO THE TIME!!!

quote:
Originally posted by SkullkidLink
Words from the wi.....uh, wise I guess

quote:
Originally posted by SkullkidLink
After going through my extensive 3 page report on Elmo, I can say that Raiden is actually a mad chimpanzee who escaped from Death Valley after being tested for BBQ sause while chewing on an AOL 5.0 CD! I'm smart!

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Originally posted by Zelda-King
Oh yeah, I remember that one...

"*Reads hate mail*

BAN 'EM!

*Next*

BAN 'EM!

*Next*

BAN 'EM!...


Originally posted by hyperlink
heheh.. this should get me opened like a tin 'a' beans


Originally posted by Zelda-King
Whoo, sure looks like it.

quote:
Originally posted by IceSage
but my computer monitor is staring at me...


Originally posted by Raiden
WELL STARE AT IT BACK, DOH!!!


Originally posted by IceSage
Yeah Raiden, thats what I'm doing.. but... I'm afraid im losing.. its good.. real good...



quote:
Originally posted by Element
*Starts crying* Owwie... I got a booboo...


Originally posted by Gale
Now play nice. *puts Element in on corner and Silver Rouge in another* Now you both get a 5 minute time out.


Originally posted by Element
*Sulks in the corner, crying slightly* I have an owwie...

quote:
Originally posted by Les
A donkey! A donkey!

My KINGDOM for a donkey!


Originally posted by link_of_hyrule
Your kingdom for a donkey?


Originally posted by Les
Why, my kingdom for a donkey.


Originally posted by LZ 645
His kingdom for a donkey.

quote:
Originally posted by Momo
oh..you sure I won't get banned by raide--
*banned*
...by rai--
*banned for month*
.......by r--
*banned forever*
.....ah nuts.

quote:
Originally posted by ManiacalClown
Beats the red-headed step child out of me.

quote:
Originally posted by Brian
*BAM* First casualty of the crossfire, LZ 645.

Aw, that reminds me, I need to tell everyone the smart stuff.


Originally posted by LZ 645
You cut me deep, man.

Killin' me and all.


Originally posted by ManicalClown
*THWAPS~! Brian* Killing the users ALREADY?


Originally posted by Brian
Yep, I think it's 15 characters maximum for user names. Who set that, anyways? I oughta get my hands on them and... POW. Just like LZ. Right, LZ? *grumble moan* That's right, fool


Originally posted by LZ 645
*grumble moan* (That's right, fool)



quote:
Originally posted by hyperlink
fire in the hole!!! fire in the hole!! we need back up!! fall out team!! go go go!!